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kevin

he will break your heart leave you stranded in the streets, dont trust him. if you ever see a Kevin walk the other way. its a trap. he will make you feel loved and end up having a girl friends while you were talking. breaking your heart, and when they broke up, he came back to you, like nah fam I aint want you no mo. you tried it chief, but nah foo cuz "now that im sober you aint that fine" dont fall for it brothas.
Girl 1: OMG! im talking to Kevin!!
Girl 2: blud, dont do it. he gon break yo heart
by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023
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KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.
Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.
by Basketcasenat July 17, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is just a good name females like . If your name is Kevin and you don’t bag bitches then change your name ASAP
Damn nigga , kevin just bag your bitch . I mean we can’t say nothing . That nigga sexy eshit
by By yours truly, Diego November 21, 2021
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Kevinned

Having found an amusing marrow-like vegetable amongst ones belongings.
Tom : Oh no! I've been Kevinned!
by kevinned October 19, 2019
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Kevin

"Kevin. Stop eating"
by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019
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Kevin

He is smart, handsome And has a BBC
Kevin has a BBC
by Dis Black Dick October 27, 2019
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Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
by trillmolnar October 29, 2019
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