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Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches
Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn
by Kejdjej February 11, 2021
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Jonathan Crane

"wow Jonathan Crane is smoking today"
by Wennie :) July 5, 2022
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Brother Jonathan

A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!
Did you see brother Jonathan, he’s got the stuff!
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Jonathan Sinsworth

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives
Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!
by Sensei_Wu25 March 28, 2022
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Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss
Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!
by Zaper939 October 19, 2021
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Jonathan Andrews

The perfect guy with the biggest cock. He is loves everyone he knows. He is the nicest guy you will meet. Very good at sex, some call him a sex god because he is so good at it. He rails every one he sees, even m e n.
Girl 1: OMG IT'S JONATHAN ANDREWS!
Girl 2: OMG! Hes so CUTE and has a massive cok
by verybigmann34654352632 October 31, 2021
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Jonathan Tolbert

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
by TheDirp February 18, 2022
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