jason

Jason; A random patch of hair on ones body.

''Look at the Jason on his nutsack!''
''Damn, she has a hairy Jason on her upper lip.''

by Hahaa Jason February 7, 2010

jason

biggest fuck boy on the face of the earth

you're jason, kill yourself

by cockdaddy October 20, 2016

jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey

- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that

by fakefakefake August 10, 2009

jason

An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing

Yo what’s up jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)

why is jason here, ickkkk

by jg1978 August 20, 2017

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019