Calin Helen is a mesopotamian god , the strongest one to ever have existed and currently still exist. You need to offer her her favourite foods (Noodle Pack , KFC and McDonalds) for her to not punish you into squishing you like a ant...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
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