Hans

The best gamer that there could ever be.

It's so good of a gamer that he let's his friends beat him in Smash Bros Ultimate.

Yooo Hans just beat me in pokemon sword, but I got the W in Smash Bros

by jojo0318 October 9, 2020

Han

Han is a beautiful girl. She is cute and sweet but make her mad and she will fuck you up. She supports her friends until the end and will never betray you. Even though sometimes she will get quiet, you always know that she is there for you. She is so creative and can do anything that she puts her mind to. If you ever meet a Han make sure that you will never let her go.

Who is that?
Oh that's Han, she's the best!

by ~yourbestfriend~ October 13, 2020

hans-arne

unusually fat and have a hitler beard and have a extremelly small penis and a really enourmus ass.

hans-arne has to be hitlers brother

by kf,r34 August 20, 2012

Hans and Wolfgang

The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.

John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.

by melonhead999 October 11, 2011

Hans gnarly

The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.

Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly

by castlebravo September 21, 2011

Hans

Hans is a pretty simple and decent guy. He has the cutest and brightest smile, often liked by alot of people. Although, he is quite weird... And often different than others, but hes a nice guy, who likes to cheer people up.

"whos that?"
"that's Hans, hes a chill and cool guy."
"Hans is so hot!"

by eggroll x3 October 27, 2023

hanness

Only used solve in math test

I hannessed the math test

by w dwDFSDDW November 1, 2023