Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

hoop dreams

having hoop dreams before you found out there were other ways to score, and if she wants to be ur bitch she has to be obedient, she can NOT be a whore!

i used to have hoop dreams before i found out there were other ways to score

by nothoopdreams June 10, 2025

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

Human hoop

Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons

-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party

by Insert_your April 30, 2024

Karters hoop

When ones bum hole Is sore after a bout of karting , also known as ring sting

Hey a few of us from go karting have got karters hoop , have you had any symptoms

by Kartingqueen July 22, 2022

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022