Flush & Fly

When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink

My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"

by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".

It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!

by QuacksO December 30, 2018

royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.

The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.

by kevins5728 January 23, 2019

Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.

A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.

by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018

Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

by Radient May 28, 2018

Plunger flush

When you take a dump that requires a plunger in order to flush the toilet

Omg. All that Mexican food made me have to take a plunger flush.

by rhasson77 March 22, 2019