Floppy

When you are so drunk that you are floppy, you just kind of flop around on the ground and if your friends try and pick up up you flop right out of their hands.

Let's get floppy tomorrow night. They were so floppy last night.

by Redrose0515 August 27, 2016

floppy gun

Is another name for a male appendage

Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks

Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me

by Gumby3998 June 14, 2016

Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.

Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."

by brande brady May 20, 2016

Floppy Joe

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.

Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.

by Jerryatrics May 6, 2018

Floppy Disk

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

floppy boy

A clumsy person who breaks things

That floppy boy broke the all the crystal glasses

by floppy boy January 26, 2017

floppy corn

When your corn chips are soaked in cheese

I just ate floppy corn

by THEOYO January 4, 2020