Elijah

He gets friendzoned before asking a girl out

U didn’t even asked before u got friend zoned lol stupid Elijah

by Hshdjenne December 8, 2019

elijah

good at cuddling. has the best doggo ever named lachie. if you have him as your boyfriend you're extremely lucky. always smells good. v hot and looks like a fuckboy but definitely isnt ;) very easy to fall in love with but is a tough egg to crack at times. good eyes even tho he says they r ugly.

i love lachie more than elijah

by lachiethegroodle December 23, 2019

Elijah

Elijah is a boy that is not that appealing to the eye at first. But once you get to hear his personality you instantly fall in love. Then he starts becoming hotter and hotter. he’s kinds and cares about other. He is known to be super funny and says a lot of sex jokes.

person 1: ew Elijah is so ugly haha
elijah: hi
person 1: omg fuck be please

by ImAHoeee June 8, 2019

Elijah Adams

Someone who's really annoying, also they have a tiny penis

You I had sex with Elijah Adams and he had a tiny penis

by Soyboy420 June 14, 2019

elijah daniel

when i mount you, it's purely a sign of dominance, not attraction

richard whipper @rwhipper: when i mount you, it's purely a sign of dominance, not attraction.
elijah daniel: ok boomer #TrumpUnblockElijah

by gmljenejlepsi September 25, 2019

elijah

a light skinned little faggot that fuckes around with females too much

you are elijah silas

by deitz nuts September 26, 2019

Elijah status chamber

When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner

Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!

by czisbeast August 25, 2019