dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007

All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

by The Esq. December 10, 2010

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger

A burger that comes with sharp cheddar cheese.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger... it comes with sharp cheddar!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

Do I look fat in this dress?

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

by Diego September 11, 2003

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004