no hate no crime

When you do something silly but it's totally fine.
A cooler way to say no harm no foul.

A: sorry the joke went totally over my head.
R: no hate no crime

by anonymous hyena December 16, 2022

War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

War crimes

Trolling civies

War crimes are fun

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023

War crime

Attempting to out-pizza the hut

NEVER try commit the war crime of to out-pizza the hut

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023

White Collar Crime

Synonymous to the fake elector scheme of 2020

They got caught committing a white collar crime, by attempting to steal the election.

by anonymous August 23, 2023