colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

by JPootLovato July 8, 2022

Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.

“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”

by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022

Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

Colorado

Cold. Need I say more?

Colorado is so fucking cold. But I mean aye weeds legal

by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Colorado Slushie

When you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick just as you explode in her hole. This can leave a bit of a mess.

John: My girlfriend gave me a Colorado Slushie last night.
Alex: That must have been messy as hell.
John: Yeah, but I made her lick it up.

by I'm watching animaniacs February 26, 2022

Colorado Nose Crap

When the female defecates in your nose and proceeds to make you sneeze using her gucci hairs causing you to sneeze poop in her vagina

My girl gave me a really good Colorado Nose Crap last night!

by Penis Demon Bob January 18, 2026

Colorado Bullwhip

noun (extremely niche / hypothetical sexual fetish practice)

A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.

"She surprised me on our anniversary with an Colorado Bullwhip she'd been secretly braiding from her own stash... let's just say her cheeks were glowing brighter than a stoplight by the end of the night."

by Braiden Crackmore January 19, 2026