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cigarettes

A perfectly legal way to slowly lose $10, your lung capacity, and the ability to climb stairs without sounding like you just ran a marathon. Commonly smoked to "take the edge off," eventually taken up full-time to deal with the stress of trying to quit. Cigarettes are often used used to look cool in high school, only to realize fifteen years later that lung cancer isn’t very fashionable.
"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes

"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
by Alon-A December 13, 2025
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Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".
by SirJshreder January 17, 2025
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cigarette smoker fiona

Have you heard cigarette smoker fiona? It’s amazing
by shatoota November 23, 2021
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cigarette bud

a nigga be lame, corny, dumb ash, broke , nd jus be dick eatin for no reason wht so ever
dude 1: yu see tht nigga dick eatin
dude2: yea
dude 1 and 2: tht nigga cigarette bud
by 5ive9ine June 13, 2023
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Cigarette

Bachelorette= female bachelor
Farmerette= female farmer
Cigarette= female cigar

That's how words work
by Shrek the Justin June 22, 2023
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bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.
That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.
by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023
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