Brazilian bandsaw

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.

Gf: Can we do the Brazilian Bandsaw tonight babe?

Bf: if I get drunk enough

by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020

Brazilian Tuck

It's when someone inserts their own penis into their own butthole.

Jerry: Yo, i don't have any clean undies so I Brazilian Tucked, is that gay?
Tom: No.

by dontaskmehowiknowthis September 18, 2020

Brazilian Tootsie Roll

When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.

“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”

by DeepFriedAss October 7, 2020

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Brazilian deathbed

When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass

Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.

by NatasSenpai November 1, 2023

Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023