Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.

Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 16, 2020

Baseball

a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.

Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball

by CCake from state farm May 22, 2020

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.

Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.

by G4yh03 May 30, 2020

facebook baseball

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.

Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball

by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012

bubadoo baseball

a complete vaper fagg and dumb crap guy

no more bubadoo baseball shenanagins

by zeekthefreak59 November 1, 2023

that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.

Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”

by astroducky December 23, 2023

Baseball

A fat, obese, universe wide ball with the average weight of 2763 black holes. It can usually be seen eating everything in sight or staring down screens that kick puppies.

Baseball is the reason for the worldwide food shortage

by Bow The Fashion Expert January 5, 2024