April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

February the 2nd

Get revenge for being slapped.

"Hahaha It's February the 2nd Tommorrow!" Short Jimmy Said.

by ersatze January 30, 2023

May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

September 2nd

The most beautiful people were born on this magnificent day

Boy- Hey were u born on September 2nd?
Girl- Yes, why?
Boy- Here’s a ring for u

by applejuiceisnice November 7, 2023

2nd Caledonia man

Real killers, they also good in bed they go make yuh panty wet all ah dem does dress good too I love off

Get a 2nd Caledonia man best man tuh have

by 8killer November 19, 2023

2nd degree white

A white person that someone else regrettably brought into your life

Karen isn’t my friend, she’s a 2nd degree white.

by coralzoa January 18, 2024