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Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.
Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?
by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017
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Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps
Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017
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hand icicle

When her pussy juice drips down your hand after finger fucking her.
Bro I just fingered her so hard I got a hand icicle
by it's the boii February 6, 2017
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Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story
"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"
by Subsudan February 9, 2017
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legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020
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blackened-hands triumph

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.
Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
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