SIMP

Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.

Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.

by The one that has no name June 9, 2022

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gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

gregory

gregory is the biggest simp for jessa

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

Simp

Simps live up to 20-24 years 🤧. If your simp of a bf/gf is acting up give them a hug because they won’t have long left 🥲

My boyfriend is such a simp, he won’t leave me alone.

by Out Of Mind Out Of Sight June 9, 2022

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You

NPC1: Wow you like a girl?
You:Yeah I would do anything for her
NPC1: Wow ur a simp

by RyanRenolds<3 June 10, 2022

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jay gatsby

have you seen jay gatsby? he’s such a simp!

by gnsht June 12, 2022

Simp

A simp, someone who would do anything for you.
They wont stop giving you gifts even if you're dating.

Random guy: "Yo that chick is fine as hell!"
Simp: "Don't mind if I simp for her!"

by Bryy <3 June 12, 2022