Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.

"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".

by Funguy68 May 3, 2023

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Meat Waggin'

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 11, 2023

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022