Trust

Has nothing to do with it. I am not to be trusted.

Hym "You don't need to trust me but you should consider taking your own advice and maybe work on your reading comprehension."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Trust.

When used as a sentence, it is often a means of convincing others to trust you in a similar way to the sentence "Promise."

It is often best said after saying the most fictional, untrustworthy, or otherwise most fabricated thing you can think of. Like me describing the definition of this word. Trust.

Yeah, so I did not fill that wooden horse with approximately 25 ancient greek hoplite soldiers. Trust.

by MadlyL August 3, 2025

Trust me bro

A phrase that is used when you say something fake or unrealistic, you can say “trust me bro “

commonly used by Mr Li

Person A: Dinosaurs are alive right now.
Person B: Nah thats fake bro
Person A: trust me bro

by thejokefinder October 13, 2025

Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 5, 2025

Trust

Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob

I trust you with that

by Lord Hickory May 31, 2023

Trust Whore

A trust whore is someone who gives out their trust and kindness for free. it's kind of like a regular whore but you don't see it as an easy first time, you see it as a person you can easily manipulate. so, be careful with who you befriend. you could end up a trust whore.

shortened version is "trore".

Person 1: I can't believe you're dating Person 3 for the fifth time, you know they manipulated you and stabbed you in the back for Person 4!
Person 2: I know they did, but I know what I'm doing. so back off. I don't care if they manipulate me for person 4, I trust them!

person 2 is a trust whore. I know who you are. but I'm not letting you know.

by OnyxLagger June 2, 2023

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024