Tornado

When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box

The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man

by MasterBDC February 8, 2018

Vietnamese Tornado

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.

1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?

2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado

1: Damn

by ChaBoiX February 22, 2020

Tornado

A natural disaster known for its wind power. Common in Great Plains of the United States.

Can range from being an EF1, EF2, EF3, EF4 and EF5. They are rated on how much damage they create.
EF1| Can kick over trash bins, tear branches out of trees
EF2| Can create small damage on a house or car
EF3|Can uphold a roof of a strong house, pick and throw a small car
EF4|Uproot trees, rip apart furnitur and walls
EF5|Level homes, throw around a bus, and really just flattens everything in its path.

We better take cover! I see a tornado!

by I eat crispy bacon July 7, 2020

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

Tornado Cut

A new and trendy way to shave her pussy. Shaved bald up the middle and leave a mess on the edges.

Stephanie Abraham's at The Weather Center loves storm chasing so much that she gets a Tornado Cut in the van while they chase the funnel.

by Mongo Nucleosis December 6, 2011

Tornado met saus

A tornado 'with sauce' in dutch, based on a shitty tv-commercial about cleaning gear.

Used as an overused meme without content.

pers1; lol did you see that bitch walking over there?
pers2; what, no?
pers1; TORNADO MET SAUS!
pers2; w/e dude, you're weird.

by AntonB July 20, 2011

Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.

Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.

by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011