toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021

Toad

Toad is a kind human who treats everyone like the best human on earth around toad everyone feels safe and understood. Toad is the crackhead who always dances and brings good vibes but also can be really good for deep talks and is the therapist friend. Toad has alot of problems for themselves but will always put their loved ones first. Toad is actually very beautiful and has the most beautiful soul who always cares about everyone but themself. Please be kind to them they need affection and love more than anyone else<3

Say things like: toad ur amazing i love you and appreciate you

by Gaygayandevenmoregay November 20, 2021

Toads Therapy

The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not

“Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help”

by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021

Toad

A Frog thats a frog that lives with a frog SIKE Toad Is a character form a classic game called Super mario and toad is pog

TOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

by ToadLaming69 June 15, 2021

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021