Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024

Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth

“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth”

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)

by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024

Smooth

Bisola.

Now Bisola is one smooth and foxy WOMAN!

by Ms. McCoy Awesome November 21, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Sammy Smooth

Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies

"Man did you hear Sammy Smooths set last night!!"

"Who the fuck is Sammy Smooth"

"He's Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies"

by SwamC April 30, 2023

Stay Smooth

Used as a word of departure; it means that the person saying it wishes for you to remain calm and keep your life in tact until they see you again (smooth not rough).

Jack: Alright, well I think it's time for me to head home
Justin: Alright, stay smooth bro
Jack: I'll try

by Diggy070 October 3, 2023