simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021

simple

A person who is toxic and angry when he plays any kind of game, has a small penis and a small brain

WTF look this guy he is so simple

by lee sin pro max March 14, 2021

simple juice

Simple juice is a southern Ohio term used fir an inbred back wood's folk that's not a fully non functional mentally challenged person, but a high functional mentally challenged person. These individuals can get state assistance without being institutionalized or hidden in the root cellar.

Damn it boy, why'd you do that? Your momma give you to much simple juice when you were a baby....DUMB ASS.

by Frothysasquatch January 9, 2025

The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

by Zeuleus June 23, 2025

Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025