Oklahoma

AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

Oklahoma Switch

The act of chugging and passing a bottle of whiskey between two people while others chant Oklahoma Switch.

Two college students performed an Oklahoma Switch at the football tailgate.

by Hawkstetter December 4, 2021

Poteau, Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.

Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring

by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022

Oklahoma beer fountain

When a dude butt chugs a beer, then proceeds to get fucked by another dude. Causing a beer fountain when they’re done

I heard Nick did a Oklahoma beer fountain last week

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Oklahoma beer fountain

When one dude buttchugs a beer then gets fucked causing a beer fountain after wards

I love a good Oklahoma beer fountain

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Oklahoma Smokestack

When you rip a fat blinker via your urethra.

My buddy Polar ripped a fat Oklahoma Smokestack, and I saw smoke blowing out his dong!

by the evil man 21 February 7, 2026