Noah

One who is extremely cocky. Noah's love to hunt and shoot guns. Noah's often believe that they are much funnier than they really are. Not very attractive; however, some women can be drawn to Noah. VERY touchy feely, loves to flirt and touch others. Average hair depending on the cut. Not very tall. Extremely aggressive, especially with his friends. Trys to control everything.

Tom: "STEVE COME."
Steve: "fuck of Tom you're acting like a total Noah right now"

by Tentherton February 17, 2015

Noah

Noah is the biggest fucking weeb on the entire planet, like seriously what the actual fuck.

Guy 1 : What's your favourite show?
Noah : Naruto
Guy 2 : Shut the fuck up noah, no one was asking you. Fucking weeaboo.

by Aksis_LordAndSiva August 22, 2017

Noah

A Jew with gay hair

He looks like a noah

by Pusssyasssnigggga February 21, 2017

Noah

Ladies: beware this man. He is the Devil. He will lure you in with deep expressions of love, only to drop you in an instant with no explanation. He will not only break your heart, he'll spit on it, do an Irish jig on top of it, toss it in a blender and hit "purée." He'll treat you like a prostitute and disrespect you. He'll try to control you. He will never be able to give you unconditional love. Do NOT trust him! His intentions are not evil, but his heart is shrouded in darkness and can't accept love. He's a lost cause. If you meet a Noah, run gurl!

Noah is the unintentional devil incarnate. You've been warned.

by Lululemonade September 19, 2014

Noah

has the penis of a squirrel

"wow! noah is microscopic!"

by wulfenite November 10, 2018

Noah

He is desperate for a girl.He sends nudes and can be very annoying.He is also a motherfucing nigga ass dick

He is such a dick, he is being such a noah.

by skinless penis September 20, 2017

Noah

Pulling a Noah is when you converse with another individual and are slowly connecting with one another in a romantic atmosphere, only to ruin by a very un-amusing or inappropriate statement. Forcing the receiving individual to back away slowly in disgust and fear.

One can tell when another has recently pulled a Noah when it is, but not limited to;

-Denial that it ever happened when talked about
- sudden burst of rage
- Bargaining or pleading the individual to come back,
-Crying
-And lastly, acceptance that this will constantly happen.

Whenever one makes contact who pulled a Noah, contact the nearest bartender and/or call his mom to pick him up.

"Bro, I saw you pull that complete Noah"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Shut the hell up and get away from my face."

by Quality Content February 16, 2018