Crust Monkey

Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.

"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"

by Giggggiiiggg March 16, 2017

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

by JossyF March 17, 2011

Incest Monkeys

Two or more people who are closely related, that have a large amount of sex all the time.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Jim and Kate?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, they totally had sex."
Guy 1: "Incest Monkeys."

by R.J. Harris September 2, 2011

monkey nigga

A black person that acts goofy.

Guy 1: guacamole penis hamburger sock
Guy 2: ayo stop acting like a monkey nigga

by Anonymthx January 29, 2021

ditch monkey

The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.

"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."

by Kneezel July 16, 2008

hip to the monkey

To be in the know. To know the scoop behind the scenes. To know what's really going on.

She told me they were all filled up, but I was hip to the monkey on their little scam.

by alex brinkman August 5, 2005