Michael

Michaels are the best people. They are smart, funny and SEXY 3- Everyone wants to be Michaels girlfriend but he is hard to get. But Michaels are HOT like burning myself when I stand next to him.

Omg Michael just broke up with his girlfriend! I MIGHT BE NEXT

by Itz yo BLASH June 21, 2017

Michael

BIG MONSTER COCK LOVES ROBLOX SND GETS ALL THE PUSSY

LOOK AT THAT COCK, IT MUST BE MICHAEL'S

by Mickleo July 6, 2017

Michael

This guy is a tall, handsome guy. He enjoys is video game and bike rides. This guy is the funniest person on Earth! He can make a room laugh without them knowing what was funny. This guy isn’t the smartest but he is very educated street wise. He makes the best boyfriend, he will spoil you and make you laugh all the time. Michaels are the best. Go get yo self a Michael!

Girl1: We have a new student.
Girl2: what’s his name?
Girl1: Michael I think
Girl2: OMG I CALL DIBS

by Dolansmith February 8, 2020

Michael

Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly

He’s such a player but a totally sweetheart must be Michael

by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019

Michael

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"

by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010

Michael

A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.

Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.

by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012

Michael

A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him

Girl: OMG that guy is SO hot
Friend: Ew no dont fall for him, he is a total Michael

by Experienced Dude March 17, 2013