Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025

Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class

Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class

by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025

keith

a nickname given to a gay person that enjoys sucking toes

"tony is a toe-sucking keith"

by edward carlisle jr. February 22, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Tommy Keith

Tommy keith is so fine he makes my mouth water and I can't stop thinking about him omgggg

Tommy keith is so fineee

by anonymous March 4, 2025

Keith

Keith is a wonderful, handsome, kind, sweet, boy. He is so so loved and he's simply the best thing in the world.

Heather: "Keith is so handsome"

Heather: "sexy is Keith, Keith is sexy"

Heather: "Keith is my husband"

by 123abcheather June 1, 2024

Clayton Keith Award

The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners

The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.

by Bearnt June 12, 2024