Fluffies

A collection of people in a cult like group, exchanging internet images or memes, along with occasional small talk about random subjects. This group often takes the form of a dictatorship, where typically an “upton” would fill the role of dictator. They are singularly in charge of this collective and make the decisions, such as who should be in the group and who should not. Unlike other historical dictatorships though, collectives such as these don’t harbour any hatred towards a specific other group or a set of ideals, leading to Fluffies being considered rather “woke”. The exception to this common assumption though is their hate towards the colour green. It is unwise to approach a Fluffies group about why this is, for the explanation is very hate filled. Fluffies are known to sometimes die out, whether it is due to an extinction event, personal grievances or mass corruption. Do not be fooled though, the Fluffies always return in the end.

“Have you seen the Fluffies chat recently? I have been pinged so repetitively that I have had to turn off my notifications.”

by Bob Socius April 7, 2021

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