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Soma coma

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.
He was thankfully in a soma coma.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
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yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon

Say this 3 times and it summons joostin joostin to come and jerk you clean
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon

AHH OMG HES HERE!
by SSS102 September 24, 2018
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Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.
I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.
by moochia January 27, 2024
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Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.
by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023
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metal coma

When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.
Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.
by Spartan#3223 April 7, 2023
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Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.
“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”
by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023
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