Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Nic Cage

God

“Hey do you know Nic Cage?”
“Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.”

by TheNicCage April 13, 2022

Cages

Cages is Kgs, not kegs, not kilograms, but cages.

Gym lad 1: How many "cages" do you bench?

Gym lad 2: round 80 "cages".

by Asce March 9, 2021

Cages

Cages is kgs, not kegs, not kilo, not eetswa, but cages

Lad 1: how many 'cages' U got?

Lad 2: at least 3 'cages'

by ASC3 March 9, 2021

cages

Another word for killograms

How many cages you bench lahd

by Batemanator March 9, 2021

Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.

Man you you’re acting like a cage man

by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021

the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging

caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating

"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."

by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024