applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.
JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.
STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.
JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.
STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.
JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
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