Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.

Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!

by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012

Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.

"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."

by deletedexe January 14, 2023

waste of space

a person who has no worth or very little worth that is good for nothing other then being a housemaid or a cum dumpster, is easily manipulated to believe you care so you are able to have full control of every aspect of them

Lets make a mockery of that waste of space

by janruan August 21, 2022

Time Waste

Supernatural SA Town

That podcast supernatural sa town is such a time waste

by Thestupidpodcaster December 14, 2021

DaPhNe WaStEd

To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.

Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .

by anonymous April 7, 2022

milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep

I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted

by Cashbeaste October 6, 2023

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022