Vomit comet

When you pre-ejaculate and it shoot out like a porn stars’ cum shot

At porn shooting: Director - “Was that a vomit comet?” Nice!

by COSpringer March 5, 2021

Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Erectile vomit

Ejaculation

Don't erectile vomit in my hair.

by Lamp man 9 May 15, 2021

Bee vomit voice

A voice that is sweet like honey (honey is basically bee vomit).

Ryan: I have a great voice for radio talk shows.
Jim: So you have a bee vomit voice.

by JakSheppard May 16, 2021

Vomit comet

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.

I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.

by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025

Vomital

Something that makes you want to vomit

It smells so bad that it’s vomital.

by 1sttoland October 6, 2025

vomit

That one thing that only means full stomach to you, but this same thing means some sign of illness to other people in your immediate surrounding

To me, that huge plate of pasta is just a delicious meal, but to my friends, it looks like a sign of impending vomit when they see me struggling to finish it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025