King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

Emperor Von

Is this even achievable…? Nobody knows… I’ve never seen one in person

nga did you just say emperor von…?

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark

Yo I'm gonna use von the land shark in Marvel Rivals.

by slickytv February 1, 2025

mr von

a cat from street wiki who (allegedly)killed mr full

awh hell nah he went straight mr von on that head ahh

by anonymous February 5, 2025

Von mentality

You usually use this word to describe Von's ability to always come back in a Gang Beast round. Von is known as a comeback king and a strategist, this is all because of the von mentality.

Person 1: HHAHAHAHA im gonna win this game
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality

by King Diddy Von February 25, 2025

Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.

Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.

by MVG42069 November 22, 2021

Von

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.

Friend 1. “Did you know von is really talented

by anonymous November 22, 2021