Tristan

YOUNG SEXY MOTHER PACKA

woah Tristan is so hot date him maria.

by your boy djudahsuds October 26, 2020

Tristan

tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan

Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*

by coomslinger November 4, 2020

Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020

Tristan McBryde

A boy

I saw A Tristan McBryde

He boy

by Jimmy garden October 7, 2020

Tristan McBryde

A boy

I saw A Tristan McBryde

He boy

by Jimmy garden October 7, 2020

Tristan

Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.

His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome”

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”

by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021