Lesbian Toaster Oven

Something Luke made up.

Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw

by Lesbian Toaster Oven October 3, 2019

dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

by drash guys June 15, 2009

dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

Toaster Bath Baby

When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.

John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby

by Hell_Is_Full April 29, 2019

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018