Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack

Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated

by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 24, 2021

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TI's

see Targeted Individual's are victims of gangstalking.

The perpatrators harassed the TI's every day and every night .

by Scootergin July 26, 2021

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kato maika ti

its Bulgarian phrase used when you want to answer someone very politely.

teacher : georgi, today you are very sleepy.
gosho: kato maika ti

by takaliiii June 22, 2021

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do mi ti

why not meeeee

do mi tiiiiii
*something that mitski lady says*

by butthole in sign language November 1, 2022

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TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

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