toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023

garbage toad

Describes people who are nasty towards other people, and or ugly, and disgusting

This guy is such a garbage toad

by WhatTheSheesh August 4, 2023

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023

Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad

Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.

by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020

Leopard Toad

Is a highly poisonous toad that will most definitely get picked up by a girl called Cassidy

Cass: OMG IS THAT A LEOPARD TOAD I MUST PICK IT UP

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Toad

A racist, derogatory ethnic slur used to refer to a black person in Prison.

Look at all those toads behind bars

by Slick Dude September 14, 2020