puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021

Tooted

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.

Okayyy. She tooted!

by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021