thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness

The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

Conprestinational Thoughts

Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.

This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019

frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018

Thought Said

Responding to an issue or question in your mind, not verbally

Question. Do you mind covering my shift ?
Response. Sure ...then thought said...I have no plans other than accommodating your life.

by Sperson May 23, 2018

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)

John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse

by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017