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every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020
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you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(
"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"
by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020
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I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
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thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.
Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.
by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017
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thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)
John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse
by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017
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One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn
Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"
by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018
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rape thoughts

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest
by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018
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