Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.

I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!

by Kissin Kousin December 23, 2020

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020

Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Swiss chicken wings

Swiss chicken wings are chicken wings soaped in Swiss sauce and is a local dish in Hong Kong. Even though it is called "Swiss", it is originated in Hong Kong. It has been believed to be mixed with the word "sweet" due to mispronunciation.

These Swiss chicken wings tasted so sweet, do they come from Switzerland? No.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021

Swiss Cheese

Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.

Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!

by Mars-------------Uktor March 17, 2021

Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.

I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.

by DictionarySage May 1, 2021

Large Swiss

When a man makes so many holes to fuck in his mattress it becomes a large piece of Swiss cheese.

I have been making my bed a large Swiss, wanna come see ?

by Large Swiss May 5, 2021