Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob

Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.

by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023

Stumping

When a person sits on a stump

Hey dude! You wanna go stumping?

by Gamberman August 28, 2023

Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.

I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.

by Cantinfluence May 5, 2024

on stump whiskey

A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.

From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.

by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024

Stump Job

When an amputee uses the end of their amputated leg or arm to preform anal sex.

I got the best stump job with that hot amputee from the bar last night.

by Taytayl February 5, 2026