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Smooth Dollars

Dollars that are not crinkled so that to fit better in vending machines and strippers' snatches
by V Priest August 24, 2018
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T¥T Smooth

T¥T Smooth is the new and improved A$AP Rocky since he is now cuffed. The T¥T stand still for “take your time”.
Person 1: Did you hear about A$AP Rocky’s new girlfriend ?!
Person 2: Yeah but i don’t care cause we still have his brother T¥T Smooth “(Take your time) Smooth”
by marithehater January 25, 2019
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The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023
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Smooth

An expression referring to an action preformed successfully, seeming calculated or thought-out and without seeming difficult: usually referring to flirting and seen as an attractive trait in a person.
“Ahh! Look at what he texted me!”
“Wow he’s smooth”
by User47738 October 16, 2023
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I’m Smooth

Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”
by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023
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Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.
by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024
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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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