Swamp Coochie

Wetness that a female gets from excessive perspiration around her reproductive organs. Wetness not of the pleasurable kind

Amber had been working all day and had developed a bad cause of swamp coochie.

by Chumlord August 24, 2019

Make a Swamp

To have to go take a giant wet shit that will make the bathroom similar to a damp swamp

I'll be right back guys, I have to go make a swamp.

by Bubbie Bubbington January 8, 2018

swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 27, 2017

Swamp bitch

A slob. Someone covered in grease and very scruffy.

Often with stomach hanging over private areas and lots of flesh showing.
Not something you say to ones face.

The swamp bitch loped across the lawn only to throw the rubbish on the floor 2m from the bin. That extra walk was just too much to bare.

by Captain Plan June 21, 2016