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At the top of my lungs, I scream at night to myself with uncontrollable thoughts of self-mutilation and harm and through it all hot pink comes the biggest banger of them all!: “Blue environment planet”
by Bad C dev December 10, 2025
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See also; "bear carjacking" or "Police catch bears breaking into cars" BBC Earth Youtube.com, for supporting evidence of this new emerging phenomena of Planet of the bears diatribe of highly evolved apex predators, in the hopes of establishing
by Modern Women December 23, 2025
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Get the whats the biggest planet on earth mug.Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.
Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!
by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025
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by The Freshman King February 24, 2025
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