Dirty Maggie

When a Girl is so beautiful you can’t help but stare into her eyes while making love to her, its similar to tantra and is extremely intimate.

This girl was so amazing I couldnt help but treat her to a dirty maggie.

by Self Gnosis December 11, 2024

Maggie

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.

But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.

Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.

by 200 infants December 13, 2024

maggie

probably a cool chick but make sure she doesn't have a pet or ever get one.

your friend: oh yeah maggie? she's a cool chick!

by EnderStarr22 July 13, 2025

Pulling a Maggie

Snitching on someone for little things

"Dude i accidently ran into Brittney and now shes pulling a Maggie, now im going to get grounded"

by Big ol' Badonkabonks August 8, 2025

uss maggie's chee!

A phrase used by middle schoolers in rural elk county to alert people to uss (or tickle) Maddix's (who is nicknamed Maggie) cheese.

Mason: yo uss him

Loaf:uss maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

Uss Maggie's Chee!

The term used bye teenagers in rural Elk County Pennsylvania describing to uss or tickle a person named Maggie's, cheese.

Yo bro I see Maggie lacking over there we should go uss Maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

Maggie

A Maggie is a very special girl. When she has a hobby, she melts into her art. She has an insane work ethic and seems to be flawless at everything she does. Literally. Maggies are usually popular due to this fact, but also not popular at the same time? She’s well known, happy and super funny. She will make you laugh until you feel the need to pee. Maggies are so pretty but don’t feel like they are. It’s very weird because they are STUNNING. She can get her emotions hurt easily, but she won’t tell you because she doesn’t want you to feel bad. So you should always always always make it very clear that you love her and would never hurt her in that way. She will become your best friend very quickly. Maggies are just like that. She is an amazing friend, but sensitive at heart. She reads people very well so you CANNOT hide your emotions from her. Maggie will always understand your emotions. No matter how weird, or crazy, she will support you. She’s the friend you run to when literally ANYTHING happens. Whether you’re sad, angry, or scared, you will feel the need to tell her anything. And she keeps it all a secret. Everyone should have a Maggie. Maggie is the best friend ever.

Dude 1: Maggie is so chopped
Dude 2: What do you mean she literally has photo shoots every single month. Nobody wants to look at your ugly ahh. You deformed discombobulated society reject.
Dude 1: I’m sorry bro

by Girl_In_Pink January 8, 2026