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landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.
"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"
by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021
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Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad
ayo is that landon

balls
by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021
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Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
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Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021
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Deez nutsTrip and land-on deez nuts
“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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bruv x landon

The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.

also hi nuul
landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021
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bruv x landon

The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021
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